My parents are both very funny but they’re also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I’m just a lunatic. I don’t know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I’m just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It’s not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
— Emma Stone (via oh-emmastone)
I’ll meet people and think they’re really nice, but they aren’t necessarily nice to everyone, and that is my least favorite type of person: the selective asshole.
— Emma Stone (via -eisforemma)